I was just having a cigarette at the front door and a little girl no older than 7 was walking across the street to her friends house. She’s a pretty girl, I see her a lot, but she was wearing these little red heels (like 2 inches), with a red polka dot mini skirt with a black vest and a red tiny handbag I’m not sure you could even get a phone in. Now this skirt was EXTREMELY short, and I tell no lie, she pulled it UP to make it shorter and was really strutting across the road. I could not help but shake my head and think ‘my good god, that girl is going to get her self in a lot of trouble when she’s older.’
Never have I felt so old and judgemental and I finally understand why my Mum would never let me out the house in a skirt that almost showed my ass.

All I want to do is sit and eat a peanut butter sandwich and watch Pretty Little Liars but I’m going out for dinner tonight and I don’t want to eat now or I won’t be hungry. 

And I don’t remember what episode I was on :(

impossible to take even a remotely nice ‘out of shower wish u were here nude’ to send to my boyfriend when my hair is naturally rats tails and my face is weird

I don’t know what to do. My sister has text me asking to use my ID on Saturday and she’s totally put me on the spot, she’s already booked her train ticket etc and then asked me and if she doesn’t go she has nowhere to stay as all her friends are going. She hasn’t told my Mum either and so I’m scared that if I do and she doesn’t get in, I will be in Leeds so I can’t help her and Marco is going to a wedding so isn’t around either. She’s totally put me on the spot but I’m so uncomfortable with it and she’s given me no choice. I’m fuming.

"With you, intimacy colours my voice.
even ‘hello’ sounds like ‘come here’."
Warsan Shire (via quotes-shape-us)

(via cynicallys)

One of my dogs just attacked the other and I screamed and Marco came running out of the salon with his client and I was trying to get Zenga off Teela and my entire boob popped out and I’m mortified and I’m embarrassed but I’m shaking because I don’t understand what started it and they’re not usually like that and oh my god what

Ted Baker Wish List

Fallen in love with George Ezra’s album.

Anonymous said: Dont call yourself pathetic or compare yourself to your boyfs ex. Its damaging for both of you. Sorry for being so intrusive but ive recently nearly lost a relationship because of this and i wish i had somebody there to tell me this. Dont ever put yourself down, if you wanna clean that oven, scrub the hell out of it. If you dont, dont feel pressured to just to be better than his ex. You already are. Sorry again but i got feels from that post xx

Please don’t apologise. Thank you. Xxx


Almost finished packing now. Good grief, I didn’t know I owned so much stuff.

Is it ridiculous that I’m really smug and quite proud of the fact Marco’s ex lived here for 3 years and never once cleaned the oven? I’ve lived here 4 months and that kitchen is cleaner than a hospital.

How pathetic am I

Just had a huge panic as I looked down and saw a long hair on my cleavage and I really thought it was attached and I wanted to cry, I pulled it and turns out it was a dog hair where I just cuddled her. It’s ok, I’m not growing chest hair. Phew.

"As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age."
Kate Winslet (via child-of-wolf)

(Source: wrists, via carolyndolly)

Evidence. I am left.

According to TimeHop a year ago today I slipped on Kiera’s piss on my balcony, fell down the metal stairs and fractured my elbow.
5 years ago today, I was a fat cow that wore too much makeup, had ugly hair and wore a clipped up quiff like a bellend. My life has considerably improved I think.